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Hiya!..
Welcome to THE Amazing....
GurkoZ Productions ultimate interactive multimedia experience in VirtualReality realtime calculated 3D simulation cyberspaced hardware & software comunication emulated swedish fartknockers totally extreme internet homepage...

All in short... A cool homepage.

Soooooooooooo what the hell can I find on this twisted homepage?... you may ask....
Well, you can find all things that is cool to me.. and if you have good taste yourself you'll like this page
,,,, well i know you will... :o)

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[GurkoZ Productions]
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[Console Realm]
[Computer Realm]
[Quake Realm]
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GurkoZ Who?

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GurkoZ

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[GurkoZ Productions]

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At first You'll find the usual crap thats on every peoples homepages.... Me me me me me ! ! ! ! !... lotsa crap about me!..... ;o)
By clicking on the "GurkoZ Productions" link, you'll enter the GurkoZ Productions page ( heh, well guess that! ), There you'll find all the info about me,,,..... hmmmm, well "some" info actually...... heh....
So if your wana check out who's da KING ( or dork ) who made up this homepage or just wana have some info about ME! (da GurkoZ), this is the way for the non beliver..

spank you very much....,.,.,.,.

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25/8 -97

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News

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News of GurkoZ Productions

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[News]

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Did i update the homepage, or did i play Quake?.....

Here you can take a peek if you wana know if THE homepage has been upgraded ...
Also, if somthing cool has happend..... say i have found a new cool link, or a groovy game... i will put the news here...

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21/9 -97

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StuffZone

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Various Stuff

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[Stuff Zone]

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There you'll find... Well Stuff! ...... lotsa crap about everything.... . . . You can take a look at what movies i like.... Some of the coolest music... a bit of Beavis & Butthead... You can also check out the GurkoZ Productions "Best of GurkoZ Top List".... .. And things like that,.,.,.,

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Console Realm

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Consoles/VideoGames

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[Console Realm]

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This is the Console Realm.... here you'll find all shit related to consoles....
All the games, the best and the worst ones..... some cheats.... Playstation stuff.... Some Saturn shit.... and very little Nintendo SHIT!...... Well actually, no Nintendo shit!... only some text about how much i hate Nintendo and it's games......
So if you came here, and was expecting some nintendo related stuff... press [Here] ..or if you didn't,,,.. well don't press!... simple as that..

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Computer Realm

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Computer related stuff

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[Computer Realm]

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Yes, this is the Computer Realm... with all the computer related things....
Both Amiga and Peze stuff.... links to all the cool programs im using.... and cons and pros about the two computers...

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Quake Realm

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QUAKE!

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[Quake Realm]

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And i know you are.. ( well most are..;o) you can visit the Quake realm...
This site is dedicated to the Game of the century..... Q U A K E ! ! .... from the masterminds of id Software...
Here you'll find the most usable editors and utils i've manage to find... also all the coolest Levels, Qc files, CFG files and demos... You can take a preview look at my work made for Quake, like mdl files, levels, qc....
You can watch various screenshots taken from the game... and read all about my addon project for Quake, The GurkoZ Productions Quake Addon Project......

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8/4 -97

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Links

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www Links

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[Links]

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And if your gonna leave my homepage ( well.. you won't do that won't you? ) be sure to use one of my links out of here....
Links to my buddies, to THE exellent Amiga demogroup WARD and other twisted hompages....

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25/8 -97

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GuestBook

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GuestBook

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The GuestBook

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25/8 -97

Well then fellow web adventurer.... Thats all i have to offer from my Homepage .. Now! stop reading this stupid text and start making your way to the coolest place of THE GurkoZ Productions Homepage....... .( pick anything..heh )

AND HEY!!!...
If your fairly cool and like this page....
Well... Spank you very much...

But if your one Lame Mario/Duke fan, and hate this page,
well, make my day punk!.... and leave [Here]

PAGE INFO
Page name: GurkoZ Productions homepage
Started: February 3 - 97
Under Construction: Yepp
Editor used: NotePad
Required resolution: 800x600 - 65k
Design for: 1024x768 - 65k
Best browser: Netscape v3
Designer: GurkoZ

This page was design for the 800 x 600 resolution or higher.
So if things look funny, change your resolution.
Or if you can't , Well don't!

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